These Are The The Inner Mind Ramblings of Me.
I am an American (from and currently residing in Pennsylvania) wife and mother with a twisted sense of humor, an open liberal mind, and somewhat macabre hobbies.
Here is where I like to post things that encompass all my interests. Drop me a note if you would like to ask me a question, or anything else.
If I own it I will say so, if I don't claim it as original, then I do not claim to own it.
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what???? This would make for one nasty crumb tray, and what I can only imagine as a constant stream of eletrical and grease fires….
but hey, BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
oh come on, old man cassette tape, don’t you remember how it used to make you feel when LP’s would do this to you?
My favorite book EVAH that I got from an antique store. Its all about the horrors of masturbation, and its just hilarious. I have included a link to a site that has copied it so you can read about what touching yourself will lead to.
I am so lucky to have found a mint copy of this damn treasure. Seriously. Holy hell.
http://books.google.com/books?id=AiEDAAAAQAAJ&printsec=frontcover&source=gbs_ge_summary_r&cad=0#v=onepage&q&f=false
yes, it is true that if your wife drives the car she WILL wreck it. Best to never let her leave the house.
Popular Mechanics, 1972
Screw the shovel! I want one of these babies! It so easy, even a wife can use it! Loveley! And, in the summer, it can be used for weeding. Well, now, I may be just a little old housewfie, but how proud my husband would be if I just went ahead and cleared the whole yard! Then he wouldn’t even have to mow!
Another ad from the lard council. Apparantley another way to enjoy it is to melt it and drink it from apertif glasses! mmmmmm