1. well, I’m all hot and bothered. 

     

  2. I had to take an adult Jive Talk education class at the local college. 

     

  3. ha ha ha ha …..oh, my dirty dirty mind. 

     

  4. everything about this freaks me out. 

     

  5. screw old people and their agitation anyway, wheres the Thorazine? 

     

  6. I bet when Bill Cosby worked for Jell-O his contract strictly forbid this kind of crap. 

     

  7. look at that smug bastard. just…look..at…him.

     

  8. thats one manly man right there. 

     

  9. what???? This would make for one nasty crumb tray, and what I can only imagine as a constant stream of eletrical and grease fires….

    but hey, BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

     

  10. oh come on, old man cassette tape, don’t you remember how it used to make you feel when LP’s would do this to you?

     

  11. My favorite book EVAH that I got from an antique store. Its all about the horrors of masturbation, and its just hilarious. I have included a link to a site that has copied it so you can read about what touching yourself will lead to. 

    I am so lucky to have found a mint copy of this damn treasure. Seriously. Holy hell. 

    http://books.google.com/books?id=AiEDAAAAQAAJ&printsec=frontcover&source=gbs_ge_summary_r&cad=0#v=onepage&q&f=false

     

  12. witch dance

     

  13. yes, it is true that if your wife drives the car she WILL wreck it. Best to never let her leave the house. 

     

  14. Popular Mechanics, 1972

    Screw the shovel! I want one of these babies! It so easy, even a wife can use it! Loveley! And, in the summer, it can be used for weeding. Well, now, I may be just a little old housewfie, but how proud my husband would be if I just went ahead and cleared the whole yard! Then he wouldn’t even have to mow!

     

  15. Another ad from the lard council. Apparantley another way to enjoy it is to melt it and drink it from apertif glasses! mmmmmm