1. “If you’re sitting at home in your undershirt, watching TV, worried about terrorism, and at the same time objecting to the person who’s putting their life on the line so that your family will be protected, then you’re the worst kind of fucking asshole there is.”

    Seth MacFarlane on people who are against gays in the military

     

  2. And now, an educational video…..

     
     

  3. Its pretty damn sad that there are STILL people who think this way. And its scary that some of them wish to run this country. The above video is good for a laugh now, if you can see it for what it is…outdated craziness….

     
     

  4. YOU! Yes, you. Is this your kid? IS IT??????

    Then fuck you.

     

  5. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    (via sumer-of-69-deactivated20120207)

     

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  7. I enjoy nice things.

     

  8. every damn month.

     

  9. damn it. 

     


  10. No man knows where the Castle of King Death is. All men and women, boys and girls, and even little wee children should so live that when they have to enter the Castle and see the grim King, they may not fear to behold his face.

    BRAM STOKER

     


  11. Starting to notice

    Tumblr is full of kids with blogs that are nothing but pictures of peoples shoes and pants put through a filter to make them look like they were taken with a polaroid camera. Ugh. Why are these things so fascinating to teenagers all of the sudden??

     

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  13. bravo, and well said. 

     

  14. good advice. the man has true genius. 

     

  15. WHAT? I know, the truth is scary, but listen, take a deep breath, and understand that it can also set you free. Doesn’t it feel good to know?

    Now you can stop being so damn small minded! Yaaay for you!