1. 3 Jan


    sometimes you CAN judge a book by its cover. 

    sometimes you CAN judge a book by its cover. 

    (via fancyniccuh)

     

  2. 9 Jan


    Zombie Lincoln finally cracks.

    Zombie Lincoln finally cracks.

     

  3. 10 Jan


    No, seriously, what happened?

    No, seriously, what happened?

     

  4. 7 Mar


     

  5. 9 Mar


    (Source: askcriminal)

     

  6. 11 Mar


    (Source: thatwayofvie, via pleatedjeans)

     

  7. 13 Mar


    (Source: gifmovie, via smellslikebologna-deactivated20)

     

  8. 13 Mar


    malformalady: The mouth of a leatherback sea turtle. Leatherback turtles lack the crushing chewing plates characteristic of sea turtles that feed on hard-bodied prey. Instead, they have pointed tooth-like cusps and sharp edged jaws that are perfectly adapted for a diet of soft-bodied pelagic(open ocean) prey, such as jellyfish and scalps. A leatherback’s mouth and throat also have backward-pointing spines that help retain such gelatinous prey. HOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

    malformalady:

    The mouth of a leatherback sea turtle. Leatherback turtles lack the crushing chewing plates characteristic of sea turtles that feed on hard-bodied prey. Instead, they have pointed tooth-like cusps and sharp edged jaws that are perfectly adapted for a diet of soft-bodied pelagic(open ocean) prey, such as jellyfish and scalps. A leatherback’s mouth and throat also have backward-pointing spines that help retain such gelatinous prey.

    HOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

    (via animalaspects)

     

  9. 13 Apr


    mamanerdy: Whiskey, Caramel, Marshmallow and Bacon Bark

    mamanerdy:

    Whiskey, Caramel, Marshmallow and Bacon Bark

    (via baconbaconbacon)

     

  10. 26 Apr


    OH….MY…God Look what I just did while I was doing the dishes. This is bad. This is very bad. R.I.P Burger King 1980’s Collecter Glass from the Empire Strikes Back featuring Han Solo and an Ewok that Rex (my husband) has had since he was a kid and now we are missing from our collection. shit.

    OH….MY…God
    Look what I just did while I was doing the dishes.
    This is bad.
    This is very bad.
    R.I.P Burger King 1980’s Collecter Glass from the Empire Strikes Back featuring Han Solo and an Ewok that Rex (my husband) has had since he was a kid and now we are missing from our collection.

    shit.

     

  11. 30 May


    (Source: iraffiruse, via aimeucu)

     

  12. 22 Oct



    If you live in the USA, you will want to check this website. Details about where you live, what your name is, what your phone number is, what your e-mail address is, are on this website.

    (via pancakebird)

     

  13. 16 Dec


    has anyone else see the commercial for the board game called Doggy Doo? Its hilariously awful. I actually thought it was a joke. Its not. The mom KILLS me in it. 

     
     

  14. 17 Jan


    hzrdus: i think if we blew up this boat it would save the world from a lot of shitty future music Can you imagine the amount of hair product in the ocean this would produce if the ship sank? millions of sea creatures would either die or have spiky bleach blonde hair and crappy beaded necklaces. 

    hzrdus:

    i think if we blew up this boat it would save the world from a lot of shitty future music

    Can you imagine the amount of hair product in the ocean this would produce if the ship sank? millions of sea creatures would either die or have spiky bleach blonde hair and crappy beaded necklaces. 

    (via cityblue30)

     

  15. 5 Feb


    pricklylegs: Your shit tickets, M`lady..

    pricklylegs:

    Your shit tickets, M`lady..

    (Source: justanasshole, via madmarriage)