Nose Bacon
These Are The The Inner Mind Ramblings of Me.
I am an American (from and currently residing in Pennsylvania) wife and mother with a twisted sense of humor, an open liberal mind, and somewhat macabre hobbies.
Here is where I like to post things that encompass all my interests. Drop me a note if you would like to ask me a question, or anything else.
If I own it I will say so, if I don't claim it as original, then I do not claim to own it.
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I also run a PROMO BLOG!!!!!!!! If you want me to PROMO YOU just got to http://promomama.tumblr.com/
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just ending the night with a lil’ somethng something for the ladeeeeeeeeez
enjoy.
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out of fucking nowhere!
goat kick!
hell yeah!
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Classic Rock!!!!
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hahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
I AM A DOG!
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Danish nobleman and astronomer Tycho Brahe was one interesting fellow. He kept a dwarf as a court jester who sat under the table during dinner. He even had a tame pet moose.
Tycho also lost the tip of his nose in a duel with another Danish nobleman and had to wear a “dummy” nose made from silver and gold, but that’s another story.
It was said that Tycho had to hold his pee during one particularly long banquet in 1601 (getting up in the middle of a dinner was considered really rude) that his bladder, strained to its limits, developed an infection which later killed him!
Later analyses suggested that Tycho died because of mercury poisoning but that’s not nearly as interesting as the original story.
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a beep bop zippity zop- twinkling sausage!
Seriously Bill Cosby, You are Scaring Me.
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Those shoulder pads.
Dear Gods…..those…shoulder…pads.
1989 fashion…the horror…the horror……
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No one knows who is Mickey Dolenz is anymore, but I don’t give a shit.
My first concert was the Monkees 20th reunion.
And it was the BOMB. Herman’s Hermits, Gary Puckett and the Union Gap and The Grass Roots opened for them. Mike wasn’t with them, and that made me sad, but it was the first time of 4 times of seeing the Monkees. I was ten. It was beautiful.
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Holy Crap!
just LOOK at all the personality !
its practically BURSTING from her now since she got thats absolutely FABULOUS heart shaped glasses!
I’m sure beofre she was quite mousy and boring, perhaps even a bit matronly.
But now, or lord NOW!
My eyes bleed at the shining fucking personality.
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I know its sooooooo not tumblr (and so not Raven) but I still have and enjoy my facebook.
I do not, however, do this shit.
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Tally ho, my fine, saucy young trollop. Your luck’s in. Trip along here with all your cash and some naughty night attire, and you’ll be staring at my bedroom ceiling from now till Christmas, you lucky tart. Yours with the deepest respect etc.
Signed George.
PS Woof, woof!
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This has been me every day since Christmas.
Holy Crap I have become such a lazy bitch.
Tumblr is ruining my life.
wait…is that a fuck there?
NOPE!
Carry On!
lol!
(ps- thank to the hubs for being such a great and supportive guy in this, my time of complete shut down. I promise to eventually come back to reality. <3 )
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That cat…he hz the trew gritz.
(Source: ibelieveinsasquatch, via thanksearthquake)
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OMG! My cats don’t do this!
No, my cats just sit and whine and meow and bitch til one of us gets up and gets the toy, and then five minutes later its back behind the thing again…..
although it is a lot to ask the cat to move the fridge. Still, we have 4 of them. They could learn to work together. Lazy bastards.
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Come on, come on! What ? I thought this was America!
