1. A way cool site that tells you who are interested in food history (like me- hell, it is literally my two favorite things in the world!) when your favorite  yums came on the scene. Worth a look see for sure.

     

  2. still looking for some last minute holiday baking ideas? well, as long as you dont have to watch your sodium intake, you are in for a real treat, my friends….

     

  3. bacon, bitches. 

     

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  5. the violence was so, so disturbing in this……

     

  6. whoooooaaaa……how about no. 

     

  7. mentalflossr:

    It’s National Eggnog Day! We recently made George Washington’s eggnog in our New York office. If you want to make a patriotic holiday alcoholic treat in your office next year, follow our lead.

     

  8. This year I cooked Christmas dinner by myself for the first time like a DAMN ADULT (hell yeah, …I am 35….) and I got to use my antique dishes and rock it the fuck out. Impressed my husband and son and made the table look all pretty….whew! I am goooooood. Ok, ok, well, forgive me but I feel I can brag a little, so heres a picture of my shiny table, all swagged out with smoked turkey, pretzel rolls, mashed potatoes, gravy, candied apples and squash, corn, deviled eggs and chocolate peppermint cake with bubbly red grape juice . 

     

  9. what???? This would make for one nasty crumb tray, and what I can only imagine as a constant stream of eletrical and grease fires….

    but hey, BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

     

  10. that was not Mozart who laughed, Father. It was GOD. —— quoted by my french fries, at the diner in Unity, Ohio

     

  11. going to our favorite place for tacos tonight. 99 cents a taco, hell yeah! 

     

  12. om nom nom nom….ohhhhhhhh…yes, yes, yes, oh my GOD, YES!!!!!!!!

    FUCK YES CHEESECAKE!

     

  13. Going to a party soon? Need something quick, easy and delicious to bring along? I highly recommend this chocolate chip cookie dough dip! I mean, who doesn’t love cookie dough? It’s a big-time crowd pleaser, it’s easy and it can be ready in no time! I took this to a friend’s party this past weekend and it was a huge hit! I’m telling ya…you need to make this!

    Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Dip

    1/2 cup butter
    1/3 cup brown sugar
    1 8-ounce block of cream cheese, softened
    1 cup powdered sugar
    1 teaspoon vanilla extract
    1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
    3/4 cup mini chocolate chips, plus extra for sprinkling

    In a small saucepan, melt the butter over medium heat. Whisk in the brown sugar until it dissolves and the mixture starts to bubble. Stir in vanilla and set aside to cool.
    In a separate bowl, cream the cream cheese and powdered sugar together for 60 seconds. With the mixer on low speed, add in brown sugar and butter mixture, then the salt. Mix until combined. Stir in the mini chocolate chips.

    Garnish with additional mini chocolate chips. Serve with animal crackers, nilla wafers or graham crackers.

    Recipe source: barely adapted from What Megan’s Making; originally from How Sweet It Is

     

  14. o you’re back at work after a long evening of partying and great food. You just can’t get the taste of roast beef out of your mouth; heck, you even wish you brought home some of those leftovers with you. Well, now you can actually tote along some roast beef in your pocket in the form of the Roast Beef Bubble Gum.

    If you’re hungry, chew on the Roast Beef Bubble Gum. If you can’t go on a snack break because you’re still in the middle of a meeting, just pop some more gum into your mouth.

    For more treats that are not quite what they appear to be, check out the Franks & Beans Bubble Gum and Cocktail Wienies Bubble Gum.

    Roast Beef Bubble Gum

    • Pieces of bubble gum that taste like roast beef
    • Chew one of this tasty treats instead of carrying a roast in your pocket
    • A unique and novel gift idea
    • Slow roasted beef has been popular for years and now you can have a slice anytime
    • Invite your friends to try one and they too can have a slice of the good life gumballs

    The Roast Beef Bubble Gum is available from Amazon from $1.55.

     

  15. damn kids. all he wanted, all he NEEDED was a little cereal.