1. I hate when there is a semi warm day and the lady bugs come out in full force. what the hell? 

    that spider never stood a chance.

     


  2. Tuesday is TACO DAY!!!!

    Fuck YEAH! Its Tuesday Again, and that means we went out for tacos!

    We don’t get to do this every Tuesday, but there is a realllllllllly good  place right down the road and all three of us love it, and its 99 cent tacos on Tuesday, mofo’s, so we went out tonight and ate like the pig family we are. 

     

  3. the coolest day of the dead coloring page I ever found 

     

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  5. I know that feel, Bill

    (Source: aboyandhismachinegun, via memewhore)

     

  6. rubashka:

    Jose Pulido

    I LOVE these. 

    (via alihux)

     

  7. My favorite porky pine is back to wish you all a happy Valentines day, a little early. 

    Woman- “is it good?”

    Teddy- “it’s alright”

    lololololol!!!!

     


  8. This Day in History — February, 12,1938

    On this day in 1938, best-selling author Judy Blume, known for her children’s books and young-adult novels, including “Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing” and “Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret,” is born in Elizabeth, New Jersey. Blume’s books have been beloved by several generations of readers; however, the explicit subject matter of some of her novels for adolescents has made them a target for censors. 

    Blume, born Judy Sussman, was raised in New Jersey and attended New YorkUniversity, graduating in 1961 with a degree in teaching. She married while still a college student and had two children by the time she was in her mid-20s. In 1969, Blume published her first children’s book, “The One in the Middle Is the Green Kangaroo.” More fiction for grade-school-age readers followed, including “Freckle Juice” (1971), “Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing” (1972), “Otherwise Known as Sheila the Great” (1972) and “Blubber” (1974). In 1970, Blume published the young-adult novel “Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret.” She went on to write other novels for adolescents, including “Then Again, Maybe I Won’t” (1971), “Deenie” (1973) and “Forever” (1975). Blume’s books, which realistically address such topics as menstruation, bullying, divorce, sexuality, friendships, family and body image, gained legions of young fans; however, their content frequently led them to be banned by school libraries. After her work was the target of an organized book-banning campaign in the1980s, Blume became an anti-censorship activist. 

    In addition to writing for young readers, Blume has penned novels for adults, including “Wifey” (1978), “Smart Women” (1983) and “Summer Sisters” (1998), all of which were best-sellers. To date, her books have sold over 80 million copies and been translated into more than 30 languages.


     

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  10. 1 jar candle feeds 1 child a day

    Sure….but they hate it.

    Waxy tasting shit. 

     

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  12. (Source: fonebalone)