1. Cruel, Bob. Cruel…..

     

  2. chainsaw! STAT!

     

  3. No man, its cool. I’ll bake more cookies for Santa after I get done with the munchies, I promise…….

     

  4. I want to work in this office. Yes I do, Yes I do….

     

  5. the awesomeness…it burns.

    (Source: coldwarcats)

     

  6. been there man…been there. 

     

  7. Cat: “GAWD! I have to do EVERYTHING around here!”

     

  8. college did nothing for my kitty problem . nothing.

     

  9. Just Danzig, bring some litter to his Dark Over lord, Mr. Jingles. 

     

  10. Oh, long Johnson…why do you forsake kitty, all the live long day?

     

  11. feeling like this today. foggy outside. face STILL sore from the g.d nasal surgery (its the surgery the never heals! no matter how crappy I feels!) anyway…meh. 

    (Source: futubanderaold, via onlylolgifs)

     

  12. this was , by far, my favorite scene in Titanic. 

     

  13. TWILIGHT = CAT SHIT. 

    NUFF SAID. 

     

  14. this is my new favorite thing in the world. IN…THE…WORLD. 

     

  15. when the zombie apocalypse happens, if it as cute as this, I will go willingly.