Hey Kids! Its soooo fun to text and chat and drive, isn’t it?
And totally nessacary!
in fact, before texting and cell phones, people couldn’t actually communicate at all, and cars were not able to be powered, either!
How people got anything done is just one of those mysteries that may be explained if you looked hard enough in the Bible.
So don’t let anyone tell you smart, smart folks not to text, chat, and drive all at once, because YOU know the truth, don’t you? YOU know it is totally safe, huh? HUH??????
Oh, and it is SOOOOOOOO worth it, too.