1. Clearly, this just makes sense. 

     

  2. don’t take any shit Ambrose. 

     

  3. soothing to sore throats and helpful to stuffed sinuses - the organic cough drop no one thinks of. 

     

  4. been there man…been there. 

     

  5. crack that whip!!!!!!!!!!!

     

  6. call an ambulance!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

  7. poop frog is bemused by your antics

     

  8. Cat: “GAWD! I have to do EVERYTHING around here!”

     

  9. Don’t herd me- no more.

    (Source: peculiarjellyfish)

     

  10. college did nothing for my kitty problem . nothing.

     

  11. Sea turtle is not angry. Sea turtle is just disappointed. 

     

  12. Just Danzig, bring some litter to his Dark Over lord, Mr. Jingles. 

     

  13. Oh, long Johnson…why do you forsake kitty, all the live long day?

     

  14. you are so, so right, Pooh.

     

  15. I have so much confusion, and yet delight, at this entire story.