1. This year I cooked Christmas dinner by myself for the first time like a DAMN ADULT (hell yeah, …I am 35….) and I got to use my antique dishes and rock it the fuck out. Impressed my husband and son and made the table look all pretty….whew! I am goooooood. Ok, ok, well, forgive me but I feel I can brag a little, so heres a picture of my shiny table, all swagged out with smoked turkey, pretzel rolls, mashed potatoes, gravy, candied apples and squash, corn, deviled eggs and chocolate peppermint cake with bubbly red grape juice .